What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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