is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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