Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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