Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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