Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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