No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize
