'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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