He is an equal opportunity slut.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
