belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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