return my video game
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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