found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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