there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dick very happy bro
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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