On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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