When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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