Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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