eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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