Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
