she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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