can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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