mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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