Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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