just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
