I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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