Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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