if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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