It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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