No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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