Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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