Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
