They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think my vagina is haunted
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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