you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
so much tequila, so little girl.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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