Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm bleeding and have questions
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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