2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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