They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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