Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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