you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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