I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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