Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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