yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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