As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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