How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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