He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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