I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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