Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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