I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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