I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
