I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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