My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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