I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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