Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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