So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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