Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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