Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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