Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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