I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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