hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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