There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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