I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
she pinky promised me she was 18
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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