So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
