I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Come see our sink grown plant.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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