on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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